Common Questions - Uncommon answers

(1) Developer:- We test when we code, what you do?
Tester:- We test then you code it right.

(2) Developer:- We are here for client satisfaction.
Tester:- We are here for customer satisfaction.

(3) Developer:- We applies the logic.
Tester:- We applies the mind ;)

(4) Developer:- We works in night.
Tester:- We works in light ;)

(5) Developers:- It's easy to report issue but difficult to fix it.
Tester:- Then why are you doing development, do testing.
Developer:- No answer.

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